Friday, June 24, 2011

War!

We pick up where we left off. Misty on one side, Lily on the other.

*gulp* Ready?
*CHOMP* Misty: AHH! WHAT----

*passes out* thud!

Wh-wh-what happened?


Since we were all in awe and there was blood and such no pictures. But I'll write everything down.


Lily: What happened?

Bella: Someone bit her! did you see who it was??
Misty: .........................
Duster: I did, but whoever it was they were wearing a mask!
Misty: ................................
Bella: Well, we'll all worry about that later. Right now we need to take her up to bed and get her washed off and bandaged up.
Misty: .....................
Lily: Uh... Um... Uh...
Bella: Duster, give her a thunk on the head will ya?
Duster: THUNK!
Lily: OW! Geez, okay. 1, 2, 3! Hup!

After lots of groaning and tumbling they got Misty washed up and bandaged.

Then.................she woke up.


What. Is. Going. OOOOON? Bella: Well, someone bit you. And, you lost the war. QUEEN Tigerlily is, well, Queen.

How bad is it? Bella: Well, the bandages are 10 layers thick and you can see blood. But it's not bleeding anymore. We clotted it.

Let me see.

Bella: Ta-da! Isn't it pretty?

It's PAINFUL! That's for sure!

It's going to stain my fur!

*Whimper*

Who. Did. This?

Well, we matched the culprit with:


Chelsea. Why? My best friend, why did you do it???

Well, Misty would have been ruler, and if she did everyone would have to be hurt and stuff since she's a cat. I didn't want her to do that. I know you wouldn't so. I made her lose. Plus I didn't want Lily to be hurt.

But, according to this book *sniff* you need to *sniff* go to......jail!

WAAH!
Bella: *Gulp* *Voice breaks* C-c-come on Chelsea.



Here it is.

*Whimper*

In here.


Thank you Bella.

Good bye. See you in 2 weeks.

Bella: I'll visit you!!

Off.
OOOOOH!
 



Well, *Sniff* to take my mind off I'll tell you about that bald spot on my rump.

Remember how I told you fleas are giving me a rash? Well, It's gotten worse. My mom is really trying her best to fix it.

See? It looks bad...

We need to use this.

*SQUIRT!*

Yuck. Gooey mess!










Goodbye Chelsea. See you in 2 weeks.

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

WAR! HUH! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?

First of all click here. Click here before you read this.

Misty and Lily are at war!!


Yes it's true. We ARE going to war.

Here's my outfit.
A hat, cape, and sword.

Cape: composed of paper, duct tape, and yarn.

Helmet: Composed of tinfoil and thumbtack.

Cheese knife: composed of..........cheese knife?
I'm nervous but doing it for TFOTH. 
Hah! Dog! Give up now!

Never! 
Ahh. Thank you Bella. My royal sword.
Lily: Sword? A real sword? Misty: Yes. Lily: Well I HAVE A CUSTOM MADE WAR GOWN! HAHA!


See?

It fits perfectly.

And buttons right in place on my belly.
Time for war.
Ready? Or are you going to wimp out??? Misty: Hah! That's the last thing I'd do! Lily: That's what I was afraid of...

Misty: Ahh! Perfect day for war!

*Gulp* ready?

DRAW!

Who will win??? Answer in the poll!